Swine Flu
Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:15 pm
Captain Trips is coming! Beware the Walking Dude!
Re: Swine Flu
Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:31 pm
What language do pigs speak?
Swine Language!
hahaha....my friend just had this joke on his popsicle...how fitting.
Swine Language!
hahaha....my friend just had this joke on his popsicle...how fitting.
Re: Swine Flu
Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:07 am
Re: Swine Flu
Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:39 am
Oh god we're all going to die.
Wait how is that different to yesterday?
Why can't there be a flu that targets people with low IQ's. That would be a gigantic can of win...
Wait how is that different to yesterday?
Why can't there be a flu that targets people with low IQ's. That would be a gigantic can of win...
Re: Swine Flu
Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:28 pm
Q:How do you transport a swine flu victim to the hospital?
A: In a Ham-bulance
For those of you who haven't read Stephen King's 'The Stand', I highly recommend it. Basic plot synopsis: A flu wipes out 99+% of the population in the span of two weeks, with the remaining less than 1% of the population who are immune left standing. The decent people began feeling drawn to a town in Nebraska, the bad people begin to feel drawn to Las Vegas, where the anti-Christ is residing.
Interesting book, particulary in regards to what do people do with all the leftover trappings of civilization: tons of oil, weapons, etc, but no one to run electrical power plants etc.
A: In a Ham-bulance
For those of you who haven't read Stephen King's 'The Stand', I highly recommend it. Basic plot synopsis: A flu wipes out 99+% of the population in the span of two weeks, with the remaining less than 1% of the population who are immune left standing. The decent people began feeling drawn to a town in Nebraska, the bad people begin to feel drawn to Las Vegas, where the anti-Christ is residing.
Interesting book, particulary in regards to what do people do with all the leftover trappings of civilization: tons of oil, weapons, etc, but no one to run electrical power plants etc.
Re: Swine Flu
Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:43 pm
SavageParrot wrote:Oh god we're all going to die.
Wait how is that different to yesterday?
Why can't there be a flu that targets people with low IQ's. That would be a gigantic can of win...
We need mop pushers too. And, I know I don't want to do it.
This thought brought to you courtesy of a Brave New World.
Re: Swine Flu
Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:43 pm
Oh good grief.... Swine flu............
Re: Swine Flu
Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:02 am
Wairudo Enjin wrote:We need mop pushers too. And, I know I don't want to do it.
This thought brought to you courtesy of a Brave New World.
http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/219870792/Robot_Mopping_and_Waxing_Cleaner_Robot.html
Re: Swine Flu
Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:52 am
Awesome!
But, who's going to clean it and refill it?! Not me!
But, who's going to clean it and refill it?! Not me!
Re: Swine Flu
Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:03 am
Pfft we can design another robot for that 
Re: Swine Flu
Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:15 am
Re: Swine Flu
Sat May 02, 2009 10:48 am
I landed in Beijing yesterday and there was a new health form we had to fill out.
One of the question was "Have you been in close contact with a pig lately?"
WTF? I'm not going to discuss my sex life with some Chinese immigration officer.
One of the question was "Have you been in close contact with a pig lately?"
WTF? I'm not going to discuss my sex life with some Chinese immigration officer.
Re: Swine Flu
Sat May 02, 2009 11:01 am
Chacal wrote:I landed in Beijing yesterday and there was a new health form we had to fill out.
One of the question was "Have you been in close contact with a pig lately?"
WTF? I'm not going to discuss my sex life with some Chinese immigration officer.
