Swine Flu

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Swine Flu

Postby cavalierlwt » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:15 pm

Captain Trips is coming! Beware the Walking Dude!
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby Rand0m » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:31 pm

What language do pigs speak?


























Swine Language!




hahaha....my friend just had this joke on his popsicle...how fitting.

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Re: Swine Flu

Postby Buliwyf » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:07 am

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Re: Swine Flu

Postby SavageParrot » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:39 am

Oh god we're all going to die.

Wait how is that different to yesterday?

Why can't there be a flu that targets people with low IQ's. That would be a gigantic can of win...
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby cavalierlwt » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:28 pm

Q:How do you transport a swine flu victim to the hospital?

A: In a Ham-bulance


For those of you who haven't read Stephen King's 'The Stand', I highly recommend it. Basic plot synopsis: A flu wipes out 99+% of the population in the span of two weeks, with the remaining less than 1% of the population who are immune left standing. The decent people began feeling drawn to a town in Nebraska, the bad people begin to feel drawn to Las Vegas, where the anti-Christ is residing.
Interesting book, particulary in regards to what do people do with all the leftover trappings of civilization: tons of oil, weapons, etc, but no one to run electrical power plants etc.
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby Wairudo Enjin » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:43 pm

SavageParrot wrote:Oh god we're all going to die.

Wait how is that different to yesterday?

Why can't there be a flu that targets people with low IQ's. That would be a gigantic can of win...


We need mop pushers too. And, I know I don't want to do it. :)

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Re: Swine Flu

Postby YOOPER » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:43 pm

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Oh good grief.... Swine flu............


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Re: Swine Flu

Postby SavageParrot » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:02 am

Wairudo Enjin wrote:We need mop pushers too. And, I know I don't want to do it. :)

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Re: Swine Flu

Postby Wairudo Enjin » Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:52 am

Awesome! :)

But, who's going to clean it and refill it?! Not me! :P

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Re: Swine Flu

Postby SavageParrot » Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:03 am

Pfft we can design another robot for that :D
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby Wairudo Enjin » Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:15 am

:lol:

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Re: Swine Flu

Postby Chacal » Sat May 02, 2009 10:48 am

I landed in Beijing yesterday and there was a new health form we had to fill out.
One of the question was "Have you been in close contact with a pig lately?"

WTF? I'm not going to discuss my sex life with some Chinese immigration officer.
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Re: Swine Flu

Postby Buliwyf » Sat May 02, 2009 11:01 am

Chacal wrote:I landed in Beijing yesterday and there was a new health form we had to fill out.
One of the question was "Have you been in close contact with a pig lately?"

WTF? I'm not going to discuss my sex life with some Chinese immigration officer.


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