Mauser Haiku

"An ode to the mauser" by (+)SAS(+)RENDERMAN

Mighty this long gun
How you own the enemy
Ownage is your right






(c) 2005 (+)SAS(+)RENDERMAN

[Sabres]

you must be a professional poet

[Destructor]

he's gotta be

[Wolfy2]

wow renderman...

thats awful.. horrible.. it was 3 lines for gods sake and it didnt even rhyme!

[Wolfy2]

oh its a haiku...


well it still sucks..

[Stl Lunatic]

I remember when they made us write those in school...Omg I hated having to do that...a poems not a poem if it doesnt ryme lol

[Rand0m]

ecgn's 24/7 beach
the place for me
how long til' allies breach?

the dyno is armed and planted
I am in a shower of nades
my uniform, blood tanted

allies capture the foward bunker flag
I make my way up the ladder
it's time for me to frag!

we make our way to the basement
drop down through the ducts
I snag the documents

I take the backstairway
dodge the nades and panzers on upper
the allies transmit, hooray!

were playing in a dying server ready to rot
but I still make another head shot!

[Destructor]

Poetry that HAS to follow certain structural rules itsn't poetry, it's mad libs.

[gowhitesox99]

I originally did these awhile back ago, I found the old thread and copied them.



I spawn on the beach
some bastard hit the flag
what an a$$wipe
his life I must have

I get through the trenches
without much delay
i make it to the upper base
i see bodies in decay

I fire some rounds
into the radio room
just for fun
I throw a nade that goes boom

As i journey down the back stairs
i encounter a flamer
why doesn't he use a gun
he must be a lamer

I make it to the ducts
the docs i can smell
but then there is parrot venom camping
i wish him to hell

With a couple lucky shots
i kill him dead
how many lie in the wr
i can only dread

I drop from the ducts
with lots of hope
there are 15 campers
they are all a bunch of dopes

I never even make it
through the door
i get shot by 10 bad guys
there moms are all whores

But alas, no one gibs
and a [D] member revives me
I am filled with cheer
and my instincts guide me

I grab the docs and run
my thoughts are gay
but again I am stopped
by the brutal TK

Ships makes our sigs
he does them with care
but face him with a gun?
i do not dare

Doc is our new keek
they mock him like a goose
they all love to scream
admin abuse

Figo and VooDoo
gone for hacking
it would seem to me
that smarts, they are lacking

Luna is from st louie
and has mastered the trick jump
and he has killed me lots
I can assure you he is no chump

Our good pal Raven
is usually a sniper
I have to go now
I smell 2 poopy diapers

[Wolfy2]

Originally posted by gowhitesox99
I originally did these awhile back ago, I found the old thread and copied them.



I spawn on the beach
some bastard hit the flag
what an a$$wipe
his life I must have

I get through the trenches
without much delay
i make it to the upper base
i see bodies in decay

I fire some rounds
into the radio room
just for fun
I throw a nade that goes boom

As i journey down the back stairs
i encounter a flamer
why doesn't he use a gun
he must be a lamer

I make it to the ducts
the docs i can smell
but then there is parrot venom camping
i wish him to hell

With a couple lucky shots
i kill him dead
how many lie in the wr
i can only dread

I drop from the ducts
with lots of hope
there are 15 campers
they are all a bunch of dopes

I never even make it
through the door
i get shot by 10 bad guys
there moms are all whores

But alas, no one gibs
and a [D] member revives me
I am filled with cheer
and my instincts guide me

I grab the docs and run
my thoughts are gay
but again I am stopped
by the brutal TK

Ships makes our sigs
he does them with care
but face him with a gun?
i do not dare

Doc is our new keek
they mock him like a goose
they all love to scream
admin abuse

Figo and VooDoo
gone for hacking
it would seem to me
that smarts, they are lacking

Luna is from st louie
and has mastered the trick jump
and he has killed me lots
I can assure you he is no chump

Our good pal Raven
is usually a sniper
I have to go now
I smell 2 poopy diapers

classic..

that was beautiful weas!!:lol:

[gowhitesox99]

glad you liked it....

maybe I'll have to update it one of these days

[Trever23]

how long am I banned for?

I need to take revenge on all you fuckers with my mauser

[Namloot]

Whee!

[Slaughter2]

lol render you are way yo much of a cool kid to hate lol

[Slaughter2]

Originally posted by Trever23
how long am I banned for?

I need to take revenge on all you fuckers with my mauser

ummmmmm

pm maa and find out