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- Sh@dow Raven
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by Sh@dow Raven » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:11 am
The Truth burns....
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R.I.P Proof.... we miss you
(Former member of D12)
(For those who don't know)
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[color="black"]-[/color][color="blue"]TT[/color][color="black"]-[/color][color="yellow"]R[/color][color="black"]aven[/color]
[color="white"]a.k.a [/color][color="black"]-[/color][color="blue"]TT[/color][color="black"]-[/color][color="yellow"]B[/color][color="black"]attousai[/color]
[color="red"]There isn't any point in continuing...
........ You can't beat me[/color]
[color="red"]H[/color][color="black"]imura [/color][color="red"]t[/color][color="black"]he [/color][color="red"]B[/color][color="black"]attousai[/color]
- Sh@dow Raven
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by Sh@dow Raven » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:35 am
Treb.... this is between me and Trash....
Keep your skanky road-killed weasel lookin ass out of it!
Keep your skanky road-killed weasel lookin ass out of it!
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R.I.P Proof.... we miss you
(Former member of D12)
(For those who don't know)
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[color="black"]-[/color][color="blue"]TT[/color][color="black"]-[/color][color="yellow"]R[/color][color="black"]aven[/color]
[color="white"]a.k.a [/color][color="black"]-[/color][color="blue"]TT[/color][color="black"]-[/color][color="yellow"]B[/color][color="black"]attousai[/color]
[color="red"]There isn't any point in continuing...
........ You can't beat me[/color]
[color="red"]H[/color][color="black"]imura [/color][color="red"]t[/color][color="black"]he [/color][color="red"]B[/color][color="black"]attousai[/color]
by Trash Can » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:00 am
Look it's tough to pick on Raven. I hear his family has won the prestigous Darwin Awards for five year straight now. Here is the sad story about Raven's brother from 2002 (below). Please note the strong family characteristics that appears to be shared by family members:
(7 March 2002, Colorado) When Raven’s brother was pulled over by police for erratic driving, he decided it was better to flee from the stolen car on foot, rather than face possible jail time for a parole violation. This was the first of two successive mental lapses. Raven’s brother’s actual thoughts are unknown, but *may* have been something like this: "The officers are only suspicious and alert now... I’ll make them hot, sweaty, tired, and angry by leading them on a wild chase through dark alleys and fields."
During the subsequent foot chase, Raven’s brother attempted to dissuade officers from the pursuit by firing a 9mm Ruger semiautomatic handgun blindly over his shoulder. This was the second illustration of a potential mental deficiency. "Officers are running behind me. They have guns. I have a gun! They have eyes in the front of their heads, so they can see to aim at me. I don't have eyes in the back of my head, so I’ll fire wildly behind me and see what happens!"
Unfortunately, Raven’s brother appears to have been one of those folks who can't chew gum and walk at the same time. Or at least he couldn’t flee and fire at the same time. While discharging the weapon over his shoulder, Raven’s brother managed to shoot himself in the head with his own gun, bringing the chase to a sudden conclusion.
Four shots were fired, none by the officers, who found Raven’s brother's pistol next to his fallen body. Raven’s brother was transported to a local hospital where he expired the following day, thus removing a set of genes deficient in both judgment and coordination from the gene pool.
And now you can see how Raven's accuracy is always so high!
(7 March 2002, Colorado) When Raven’s brother was pulled over by police for erratic driving, he decided it was better to flee from the stolen car on foot, rather than face possible jail time for a parole violation. This was the first of two successive mental lapses. Raven’s brother’s actual thoughts are unknown, but *may* have been something like this: "The officers are only suspicious and alert now... I’ll make them hot, sweaty, tired, and angry by leading them on a wild chase through dark alleys and fields."
During the subsequent foot chase, Raven’s brother attempted to dissuade officers from the pursuit by firing a 9mm Ruger semiautomatic handgun blindly over his shoulder. This was the second illustration of a potential mental deficiency. "Officers are running behind me. They have guns. I have a gun! They have eyes in the front of their heads, so they can see to aim at me. I don't have eyes in the back of my head, so I’ll fire wildly behind me and see what happens!"
Unfortunately, Raven’s brother appears to have been one of those folks who can't chew gum and walk at the same time. Or at least he couldn’t flee and fire at the same time. While discharging the weapon over his shoulder, Raven’s brother managed to shoot himself in the head with his own gun, bringing the chase to a sudden conclusion.
Four shots were fired, none by the officers, who found Raven’s brother's pistol next to his fallen body. Raven’s brother was transported to a local hospital where he expired the following day, thus removing a set of genes deficient in both judgment and coordination from the gene pool.
And now you can see how Raven's accuracy is always so high!
by Trash Can » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:26 am
And here is the story of Ravens' cousin from the Ukraine. Notice the admin level 3 type authority complex, and the complete inability to use grenades:
(29 July 2002, Ukraine) Late one night, the inhabitants of Yuvieyna village, a suburb of Lugansk, awoke to a loud explosion. Not long before the explosion, a 40-year-old deputy of the local administration board (i.e. Raven's cousin) had taken his dog out for a walk. He encountered a Police Academy cadet who was escorting two women to their homes. The cadet pointed out that the deputy's dog was not allowed on a public street without a lead and muzzle. Now, only an exceedingly bold cadet would be presumptuous enough to tell a village deputy what to do, so the two men began to argue. Unable to resolve the matter by verbal means, the deputy finally pulled out a military RGD-5 hand grenade and threw it to the cadet's feet. His well-trained dog immediately ran for the object and fetched it for his master... and man and dog met the same messy fate.
(29 July 2002, Ukraine) Late one night, the inhabitants of Yuvieyna village, a suburb of Lugansk, awoke to a loud explosion. Not long before the explosion, a 40-year-old deputy of the local administration board (i.e. Raven's cousin) had taken his dog out for a walk. He encountered a Police Academy cadet who was escorting two women to their homes. The cadet pointed out that the deputy's dog was not allowed on a public street without a lead and muzzle. Now, only an exceedingly bold cadet would be presumptuous enough to tell a village deputy what to do, so the two men began to argue. Unable to resolve the matter by verbal means, the deputy finally pulled out a military RGD-5 hand grenade and threw it to the cadet's feet. His well-trained dog immediately ran for the object and fetched it for his master... and man and dog met the same messy fate.
by Trash Can » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:36 pm
And here's my favorite Raven family story, the one about his uncle attending a Metallica concert:
(1996) Police in George, WA issued a report on the events leading up to the deaths of Raven’s uncle Ormond D. Young, 27, and his friend, Robert Uhlenake, 24,at a Friday night Metallica concert.
Uhlenake and Young were found dead at the Gorge Amphitheater after the show. Uhlenake was in pickup that was on top of Young at the bottom of a 20-ft drop. Young was found with severe lacerations, numerous fractures, contusions, and a branch in his anal cavity. He also had been stabbed and his pants were in a tree above him, some 15 ft off the ground, adding to the mystery of the heretofore unexplained scene.
According to Commissioner-In-Charge Inoye Appleton, Uhlenake and Young had tried to get tickets for the sold-out concert. When they were unable to get any tickets, the two decided to stay in the parking lot and drink. Once the show began, and after the two had consumed 18 beers between them, they hit upon the idea of scaling the 7-foot wooden security fence around the perimeter of the site and sneak in.
They apparently moved the truck up to the edge of the fence and decided that Young would go over first and assist Uhlenake. They did not count on the fact that, while it was a 7-foot fence on the parking lot side, there was a 23-foot drop on the other side.
Young, who weighed 255 lbs. and was quite inebriated, jumped up and over the fence and promptly fell about half the distance before a large tree branch broke his fall and his left forearm. He also managed to get his shorts caught on the branch. Since he was now in great pain and had no way to extricate himself and his shorts from the tree, he decided to cut his shorts off and fall to the bushes below.
As soon as he cut the last bit of fabric holding him on the branch, he suddenly plummeted the rest of the way down, losing his grip on the knife. The bushes he had depended on to break his fall were actually holly bushes, and landing in them caused a massive number of cuts. He also had the misfortune of landing squarely on a holly bush branch, effectively impaling himself. The knife, which he had accidentally released 15 feet up, now landed and stabbed him in his left thigh. He was in tremendous pain.
Enter his friend Robert Uhlenake.
Uhlenake had observed the series of tumbles and realized that Young was in trouble. He hit upon the idea of lowering a rope to his friend and pulling him up and over the fence. This was complicated by the fact that Uhlenake was outweighed by his friend by a good 100 lbs. Happily, despite his drunken state, he realized he could use their truck to pull Young out. Unfortunately, because of his drunken state, Uhlenake put the truck in reverse rather than into drive. He broke through the fence and landed on Young, killing him. Uhlenake was thrown from the truck and subsequently died of internal injuries.
"So that's how a dead 255 lb. man with no pants on, with a truck on top of him and a stick up his ass, came to be" said Commissioner Appleton.
Note: Everyone of us can imagine Raven doing the same exact thing!!
(1996) Police in George, WA issued a report on the events leading up to the deaths of Raven’s uncle Ormond D. Young, 27, and his friend, Robert Uhlenake, 24,at a Friday night Metallica concert.
Uhlenake and Young were found dead at the Gorge Amphitheater after the show. Uhlenake was in pickup that was on top of Young at the bottom of a 20-ft drop. Young was found with severe lacerations, numerous fractures, contusions, and a branch in his anal cavity. He also had been stabbed and his pants were in a tree above him, some 15 ft off the ground, adding to the mystery of the heretofore unexplained scene.
According to Commissioner-In-Charge Inoye Appleton, Uhlenake and Young had tried to get tickets for the sold-out concert. When they were unable to get any tickets, the two decided to stay in the parking lot and drink. Once the show began, and after the two had consumed 18 beers between them, they hit upon the idea of scaling the 7-foot wooden security fence around the perimeter of the site and sneak in.
They apparently moved the truck up to the edge of the fence and decided that Young would go over first and assist Uhlenake. They did not count on the fact that, while it was a 7-foot fence on the parking lot side, there was a 23-foot drop on the other side.
Young, who weighed 255 lbs. and was quite inebriated, jumped up and over the fence and promptly fell about half the distance before a large tree branch broke his fall and his left forearm. He also managed to get his shorts caught on the branch. Since he was now in great pain and had no way to extricate himself and his shorts from the tree, he decided to cut his shorts off and fall to the bushes below.
As soon as he cut the last bit of fabric holding him on the branch, he suddenly plummeted the rest of the way down, losing his grip on the knife. The bushes he had depended on to break his fall were actually holly bushes, and landing in them caused a massive number of cuts. He also had the misfortune of landing squarely on a holly bush branch, effectively impaling himself. The knife, which he had accidentally released 15 feet up, now landed and stabbed him in his left thigh. He was in tremendous pain.
Enter his friend Robert Uhlenake.
Uhlenake had observed the series of tumbles and realized that Young was in trouble. He hit upon the idea of lowering a rope to his friend and pulling him up and over the fence. This was complicated by the fact that Uhlenake was outweighed by his friend by a good 100 lbs. Happily, despite his drunken state, he realized he could use their truck to pull Young out. Unfortunately, because of his drunken state, Uhlenake put the truck in reverse rather than into drive. He broke through the fence and landed on Young, killing him. Uhlenake was thrown from the truck and subsequently died of internal injuries.
"So that's how a dead 255 lb. man with no pants on, with a truck on top of him and a stick up his ass, came to be" said Commissioner Appleton.
Note: Everyone of us can imagine Raven doing the same exact thing!!
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by gowhitesox99 » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:38 pm
Beast.. nice kills.
But 6 games and only 79 health packs given?? Give a brother some health huh?
But 6 games and only 79 health packs given?? Give a brother some health huh?
Weasel!!
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