What Makes Life 100%?
Mon Mar 24, 2003 7:23 pm
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T D U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top!
And look how far ...
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you!!!!
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T D U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top!
And look how far ...
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you!!!!
Mon Mar 24, 2003 7:29 pm
By your findings Aim, I'll say I'm around the 103% range. One thing I'll say with much certainty, I'll never reach 118%.
I dislike people way too much to reach that level.
I dislike people way too much to reach that level.
Mon Mar 24, 2003 10:41 pm
Your funny Aim.
Mon Mar 24, 2003 11:12 pm
Entirely tooooo much time on your hands.
Mon Mar 24, 2003 11:32 pm
Don't worry, I'm sure he wasn't the poor individual who had that much time on his hands. Thanks for sharing this Aim, I always laugh when I read it.
Mon Mar 24, 2003 11:50 pm
he's Canadian , we have no time to do much of anything in our Igloo's but fish and melt the ceiling or come up with ludicrous math equasions LOL
Tue Mar 25, 2003 12:41 am
you dont hate canadians or anything 
Tue Mar 25, 2003 8:43 am
Aim HIgh it is an interesting formula that you have put out there. As Ryan stated "you have entirely too much free time", but it is funny LOL and I'll remember this next time we have one of those motivational seminars at work! Heck, it will be hard to keep a straight face.
Thu Mar 27, 2003 6:54 pm
I cannot take credit for this of course, this was passed around at work. Just thought I would share this with all of you!
Thu Mar 27, 2003 9:56 pm
Hmmmmm... we must know some of the same people.. at least "Kevin Bacon" style... I got the same e-mail in my inbox this evening...
Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:48 pm
you think outside the box:blow:
Sun Mar 30, 2003 11:51 pm
How the heck did hard work get so high up there?
Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:05 am
chicks, sports and beer:beer:
Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:14 am
LoL, beast. You naughty little dude.
chicks- in your dreams
sports- you've got a tv?
beer- you must have drank too much before you posted the first two
(HAHA!!!! J/K!)
chicks- in your dreams
sports- you've got a tv?
beer- you must have drank too much before you posted the first two
(HAHA!!!! J/K!)
Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:22 am
LOL you sick bastard:P