Hey guys: probably haven't seen me much. I'm Ryan's little bro

but anyway.
Just bought an abit nf7-s, and my audio and video have been really screwed up.
Onboard sound is totally bad. Every sound is replaced with a loud "noise" sound. Like GRAHHHRGGH! Er.. something like that. Anyway, while playing CS and stuff, SOME sounds will come through over the noisy sound. So instead of RMAing, I wanted to see if it was hardware or software. So I put in a soundcard. Now this is interesting - the right speaker/headphone will play a nonsense sound, kind of like when I have the onboard, but quiter and it gets louder with "louder" sounds. Yet, BOTH headphones/speakers play music flawlessley. Now, I'm assuming that the drivers/playback technique between the two (music/games) are different, but I don't know much about audio or sound drivers and stuff.
Now heres another flucked up thing about it. I get really, really wierd colored noise for some images on the internet and on things like AIM Today window. (yeah, I'm not using trillian

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Here's what I've done so far:
Installed EVERY windows update
Installed, reinstalled, installed, reinstalled, checked for latest mobo drivers
Tried cat 3.7, 3.8, and 3.9 vc drivers (reinstalled, installed, etc)
Reinstalled windows
REformatted and reinstalled
Reformatted, killed the partition, and reinstalled
Contacted my reseller and tried what they told me to do. Also, I'm waiting for instructions on how to get to some control panel to take a screeny.
Anyway, here's a screeny of the "noise"
Oh, and applications like Winamp have screwed up or distorted graphics
Wow just realized something. On dxdiag whenever there are sounds run through the hardware buffer, no crap is played throught the left headphone with the soundcard. The integrated sound doesn't support hardware buffering. That sucks...
I dunno what's up.