Happy Birthday Bladerunner!

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Name: Bladerunner
Age: yes
Sex: no

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[[ecgn] btt Profile]

Have a good one Bladerunner.

[BladeRunner Profile]

Thanks guys, miller time tonight
http://www.thejokeyard.com/old_age_jokes/guess_my_age.html

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

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[ANTONIUS Profile]

happy birthday blade

[BladeRunner Profile]

I hate to double post but after reading some of those old jokes from the
web site i linked to, I thought this one was pretty good too.

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

[Bossman Profile]

I may have to borrow those jokes and post them on Glory, Blade, anyway Happy Birthday!

[Tchinnychin Profile]

Happy B-Day Blade. Hope it was a good one. :beer::beer:

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Blade

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Max

[BladeRunner Profile]

Thx guys, I still have Birthday beer left I'll find a use for it this weekend

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Happy Birthday Bladerunner!

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Happy Belated-Birthday Blade!
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