Marriage. It is coming..

Originally posted by hightimber
Nah, I'm not the brown-nosing type. She really is ALL THAT!

Translation: "I'm afraid she might get onto these forums one day so I'm covering my ass. Unlike when me and Doom play 'plug the hole' in the barn"

[hightimber]

Originally posted by Xenius
Translation: "I'm afraid she might get onto these forums one day so I'm covering my ass. Unlike when me and Doom play 'plug the hole' in the barn"

Looks like one of our trolls is back from Thanksgiving break.

[Hellacious]

Read this bul,

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
>> > LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
>> >
>> > MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a
>> > crowded room.
>> >
>> > LOVE - When you share everything you own.
>> > LUST - When you steal everything they own.
>> > MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
>> >
>> > LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
>> > LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel
>> > room.
>> > MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch about
>> > work.
>> >
>> > LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
>> > LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
>> > MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
>> >
>> > LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with
>> > your partner.
>> > LUST - When you only see each other naked.
>> > MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
>> >
>> > LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe
>> > exactly how you feel.
>> > LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you
>> > do it.
>> > MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
>> >
>> > LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to
>> > think about.
>> > LUST - When staying together is something you try
>> > not to think about.
>> > MARRIAGE - When just getting through the day is your
>> > only thought.
>> >
>> > LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things
>> > with your partner.
>> > LUST - When you're only interested in doing things
>> > TO your partner.
>> > MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf
>> > score.
>> >
>> > LOVE - When a rainy day means more time to stay
>> > inside and talk.
>> > LUST - When a rainy day means more time to stay
>> > inside and "play."
>> > MARRIAGE - When a rainy day means it's time to clean
>> > the basement.
>> >
>> > LOVE - You only leave the house to buy coffee and
>> > doughnuts.
>> > LUST - You only leave the house to buy condoms and
>> > body oils.
>> > MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're
>> > allowed.

Originally posted by Hellacious
Read this bul,

>> > LOVE - You only leave the house to buy coffee and
>> > doughnuts.
>> > LUST - You only leave the house to buy condoms and
>> > body oils.
>> > MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're
>> > allowed.

LoL!

That's so true... my parents have been married for 20 years and whenever he leaves the house mom always asks, where are you going now?? He can't leave sometimes unless it's for a good reason, like buying some groceries. hahaha