Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:00 am
I hate it when some ahole pulls out in front of me basically cutting me off, then I look in my rear view mirror and there wasn't even a car behind me for miles.
friggin moron, makes me wanna just mat it! Gee I'm sorry your honor. I never saw him.
friggin moron, makes me wanna just mat it! Gee I'm sorry your honor. I never saw him.
Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:47 am
When you're walking down a busy sidewalk and two people who just ran into each other start having a conversation, making everyone else walk around.
Cell phones ringing in public areas (and the chatty teenage girls behind them).
Cell phones ringing in public areas (and the chatty teenage girls behind them).
Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:40 am
These replys are hysterical!!!:rotflmao: 
Allow me to add a few...
Real #1 I had to go back and make this #1.... the stoplight ahead turns yellow, then red.. I have maybe 50 yards til I hit thelight and I am the first in line. Then some asswipe pulls out from the next lane to be 1st in line. Ok beat off, I dont care if you do that but you better be faster than the car that you just pulled out from. Then the light changes and he putts along way slower than the guy he was already behind in the 1st place. Now I have to sit behind this jackoff who i would have been far ahead of in the 1st place but he just HAD to be 1st in line even though he had no intention of driving fast.
#1 You are at a stoplight ready to go, then the people coming the other way get the green and the green left turn arrow when there is no one tunrning left!! So you sit there and watch no one turn left for like FOREVER!!!! It is like the longest 15 seconds of your life.....
#2 Someone just posted it, some jackass turns right in front of you when there is no one behind you for miles... you couldn't wait 5 seconds and then go???
#3 Those damn ricers/imports with the tomato can exhausts next to me reving the engine at a stoplight. Ok junior your 130 hp accord is not gonna beat me in my good old fashioned American v-8 muscle car so stop it and go ahead and mash the accelerator down so i can hear your car sound like my weed whacker. Damn Fast and Furious movies just gave them validation. They are so cheap to buy and fix up they ran the damn V-8 F bodies out of business, kids nowadays don't want a V-8 musclecar, they want a 4 cylinder that they can add a supercharger onto instead.... ok thats enough for now....
Allow me to add a few...
Real #1 I had to go back and make this #1.... the stoplight ahead turns yellow, then red.. I have maybe 50 yards til I hit thelight and I am the first in line. Then some asswipe pulls out from the next lane to be 1st in line. Ok beat off, I dont care if you do that but you better be faster than the car that you just pulled out from. Then the light changes and he putts along way slower than the guy he was already behind in the 1st place. Now I have to sit behind this jackoff who i would have been far ahead of in the 1st place but he just HAD to be 1st in line even though he had no intention of driving fast.
#1 You are at a stoplight ready to go, then the people coming the other way get the green and the green left turn arrow when there is no one tunrning left!! So you sit there and watch no one turn left for like FOREVER!!!! It is like the longest 15 seconds of your life.....
#2 Someone just posted it, some jackass turns right in front of you when there is no one behind you for miles... you couldn't wait 5 seconds and then go???
#3 Those damn ricers/imports with the tomato can exhausts next to me reving the engine at a stoplight. Ok junior your 130 hp accord is not gonna beat me in my good old fashioned American v-8 muscle car so stop it and go ahead and mash the accelerator down so i can hear your car sound like my weed whacker. Damn Fast and Furious movies just gave them validation. They are so cheap to buy and fix up they ran the damn V-8 F bodies out of business, kids nowadays don't want a V-8 musclecar, they want a 4 cylinder that they can add a supercharger onto instead.... ok thats enough for now....
Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:41 am
Originally posted by -HaVoC-
I hate it when some ahole pulls out in front of me basically cutting me off, then I look in my rear view mirror and there wasn't even a car behind me for miles.
friggin moron, makes me wanna just mat it! Gee I'm sorry your honor. I never saw him.
This was the post I was talking about.. AWESOME HAVOC!!!!!!
Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:51 am
People at school that try to sound philisophical but obviously have no idea what they are talking about.
Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:12 am
Your coming home late at night on the highway and no ones around. Some guy gets on the freeway and proceeds to drive right next to you basically soaking your sideview mirror. You speed up and he follows and ya slow down and he does. Ya gotta do about 90 to lose the guy.
What is that late night attraction? Are they basically lonely people, or just afraid of the dark?
What is that late night attraction? Are they basically lonely people, or just afraid of the dark?
Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:18 am
Here's a few for me:
That's it for me for now. I'm sure I can come up with more...
- Whiny people
- People who like to offer opinions on everything, despite the obvious fact that they have no clue what they're talking about, and then turn belligerent when proven obviously wrong.
- People who bring infants, toddlers, or young children into what's obviously a long and adult movie (like Return of the King) - they're certainly not going to get anything at all out of the movie, and they're just going to cry/talk/wander around and piss off the other moviegoers.
- People who insist on paying for groceries by check, but fail to prepare the check prior to the last groceries being scanned.
- People who litter, especially when there's a readily-available trash can.
- US Post Offices with multiple cash registers, but only one (very slow) clerk operating one register.
That's it for me for now. I'm sure I can come up with more...
Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:20 am
Yeah, the Fast and Furious cars drive me nuts, too. I've thought about creating a bumper sticker for my F250 Crew-cab that says "Neither Fast nor Furious".
Folic reminded me of a few:
1) people who use the outdoors as their personal ashtray. Oh, no I don't want those stinky ashes in my car.
2) The parent(s) with the unruly kid in the store who they can't control from running all over hell's half-acre.
3) Children playing by my table in a restaurant while I'm trying to have a nice meal. The parents are fine with this as they aren't bothering them at the time.
Folic reminded me of a few:
1) people who use the outdoors as their personal ashtray. Oh, no I don't want those stinky ashes in my car.
2) The parent(s) with the unruly kid in the store who they can't control from running all over hell's half-acre.
3) Children playing by my table in a restaurant while I'm trying to have a nice meal. The parents are fine with this as they aren't bothering them at the time.
Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:21 am
^clever idea for a bumper sticker
<posted in the wrong thread
<posted in the wrong thread
Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:29 am
Boisclair
Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:31 am
Well, yeah, Boisclair, of course but how do you know he's "little"?Originally posted by Bossman
Boisclair
Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:32 am
you can just tell 
Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:50 am
Parents that think their children are the example of perfection and won't shut about every minor detail of their lives, and of course your kids are nothing more than distractions. Not to mention those kids are the ones that are the worse. It's like SHIT UP already about lil Billy before I friggin lose and tk ur ass!
Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:53 am
The whole kid competition is ridiculous.Originally posted by -HaVoC-
Parents that think their children are the example of perfection and won't shut about every minor detail of their lives, and of course your kids are nothing more than distractions. Not to mention those kids are the ones that are the worse. It's like SHIT UP already about lil Billy before I friggin lose and tk ur ass!
Well Johnny was walking at 8 weeks and speaking 14 languages before he was a year-old.
Well my Susie was............*stop the madness*
Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:09 am
* back to the panhandlers.
I hate the bums that insist that they need gas money or whatever else..if they would just be honest and tell me they needed money to buy booze, then i would gladly give it to them. Also....those retarded bums who decide that they need a gourmet meal. I had a bum about a week ago in ft worth ask me for $5 so he could get some lunch....Who the hell is he to negotiate a price on lunch.......Mother F#@kers
* I also get pissed at people who walk to slow....you know who you are..............."venting"........ok...lets continue
* On the driving side....i hate those sacks of Sh%t who leave their blinker on.....HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL ITS ON....GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!
* Heres another.. people who walk around stores, fast food chains, etc. with those ear pieces for their cell phones...I guess it pisses me off because i think they are talking to me, and i talk back...then get embarrassed because they are not...stupid SOB's
* Finally.....i hate male waiters....nothing against you if you are, i just dont like to have male waiters ,, waiting on me. I didnt go to some fancy restaurant to have some dude in my face asking me if everything is ok....."Yes everything, except the interuption...douchebag"
thats it for now.................I love this thread!!!
I hate the bums that insist that they need gas money or whatever else..if they would just be honest and tell me they needed money to buy booze, then i would gladly give it to them. Also....those retarded bums who decide that they need a gourmet meal. I had a bum about a week ago in ft worth ask me for $5 so he could get some lunch....Who the hell is he to negotiate a price on lunch.......Mother F#@kers
* I also get pissed at people who walk to slow....you know who you are..............."venting"........ok...lets continue
* On the driving side....i hate those sacks of Sh%t who leave their blinker on.....HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL ITS ON....GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!
* Heres another.. people who walk around stores, fast food chains, etc. with those ear pieces for their cell phones...I guess it pisses me off because i think they are talking to me, and i talk back...then get embarrassed because they are not...stupid SOB's
* Finally.....i hate male waiters....nothing against you if you are, i just dont like to have male waiters ,, waiting on me. I didnt go to some fancy restaurant to have some dude in my face asking me if everything is ok....."Yes everything, except the interuption...douchebag"
thats it for now.................I love this thread!!!