Little things that piss you off

by **Ralph Wiggum** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:10 pm

Originally posted by Sir Loin
i wash my hands before i touch my d%#k

Double word. I generally am only washing my hands so that people like Jeffro don't freak out. Which reminds me of a joke:

Two guys were using the urinal - one washed his hands and the other headed out the door. The one washing his hands sneered and said to the other, “my mother taught me to wash my hands after using the bathroom.” To which the other replied, “my mother taught me not to piss on my hands when I took a leak.”

by **BeCynical** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:30 pm

How about the Local News, I hate watching the news and the stupid anchors feel the need to have some kind of witty banter between them after a news segment. Just report the news dammnit I don't care what the running joke is there at the station.

by **SavageParrot** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:59 pm

starbucks coffee prices, combined with the fact that they only ever fill the cup half way. The coffee's good but that won't save your life if you short me on my overprced coffee a second time.

Oh and guinea pigs. What the fuck is the point of gunea pigs and where are their legs for christsakes? They don't even taste good.

A final one which i saw today which was some idiots trying to make music out of broken childs toys, I think it was called bent circuit music. It sounds shit and you know it. In fact any music which calls itself edgy deserves to be buried and it's creator shot.

by **Jeffro** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:05 pm

Originally posted by Ralph Wiggum
Double word. I generally am only washing my hands so that people like Jeffro don't freak out. Which reminds me of a joke:

Two guys were using the urinal - one washed his hands and the other headed out the door. The one washing his hands sneered and said to the other, “my mother taught me to wash my hands after using the bathroom.” To which the other replied, “my mother taught me not to piss on my hands when I took a leak.”

I wouldn't freak out or sneer...

but it is true about the "my mother taught me" joke...

by **SavageParrot** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:06 pm

Originally posted by -HaVoC-
Well it's the damn fools that sit in the passing lane right next to the guy in the middle lane going the exact same speed. I swear the world is full of bitter people and they take it all out on the rest of us in traffic.

bastages.

The other day I was overtaking an Italian in a big ass camper van and the idiot insisted on trying to match my speed, I had to get up to 95 before he realised he had fucked his engine and probably wasn't going to make it home any time soon. I passed him on my way back home later in the day (about 3 hours later) and he was just standing on the side of the road screaming abuse at his van in Italian (that's how I know where he was from) and simultaneously kicking the front bumper. I nearly messed myself I was laughing so much.

by **SavageParrot** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:07 pm

starbucks coffee prices, combined with the fact that they only ever fill the cup half way. The coffee's good but that won't save your life if you short me on my overprced coffee a second time.

Oh and guinea pigs. What the fuck is the point of gunea pigs and where are their legs for christsakes? They don't even taste good.

A final one which i saw today which was some idiots trying to make music out of broken childs toys, I think it was called bent circuit music. It sounds shit and you know it. In fact any music which calls itself edgy deserves to be buried and it's creator shot.

by **RCinator** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:20 pm

Originally posted by SavageParrot
starbucks coffee prices, combined with the fact that they only ever fill the cup half way. The coffee's good but that won't save your life if you short me on my overprced coffee a second time.

Oh and guinea pigs. What the fuck is the point of gunea pigs and where are their legs for christsakes? They don't even taste good.

A final one which i saw today which was some idiots trying to make music out of broken childs toys, I think it was called bent circuit music. It sounds shit and you know it. In fact any music which calls itself edgy deserves to be buried and it's creator shot.

Double posts

by **Buliwyf** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:33 pm

Originally posted by Mugzy
People with 17"+ monitors running at 640x480/60hz

that would be Residue

by **Mighty Mazz** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:32 pm

That guy at Best Buy that always greets me after I'm 5 seconds past him so I have to turn around and nod at his stupid ass.

by **Mighty Mazz** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:42 pm

Originally posted by Bagginses
:( ......I was a waiter......

-Bagginses

I hate you waiters, getting all the tips while all us cooks are dying in the kitchen then giving us attitude when your food doesn't come out in 1 minute and we have like 10,000 other orders to do first. :mad:

by **deathBOB** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:38 pm

hmmm....... Not much i hate really... Striclty BF though, my teammates really really annoy me... They always step in front of my gun/tank/plane and get themselves killed... pisses me off...

have you guys read Napalm and Silly Putty? Thats a great book... LOL, i used to watch that guy when he was on Shiny Time Station when i was like 6 and then I read the book and hes like "These traits in whores bother me blah blah... " LOL

oh ya also: Micorsoft, i hate those bastards... I think Bill Gates really created it because he hates all humans and enjoys toying with us...

by **Jeffro** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:42 pm

Originally posted by deathBOB
hmmm....... Not much i hate really... Striclty BF though, my teammates really really annoy me... They always step in front of my gun/tank/plane and get themselves killed... pisses me off...

have you guys read Napalm and Silly Putty? Thats a great book... LOL, i used to watch that guy when he was on Shiny Time Station when i was like 6 and then I read the book and hes like "These traits in whores bother me blah blah... " LOL

oh ya also: Micorsoft, i hate those bastards... I think Bill Gates really created it because he hates all humans and enjoys toying with us...

Without bill, we would be playing battlefield on MACS...

MACS FOR CHRIST SAKES! :mad:

j/k

I really hate it when an assault class sees you planting expacks on an enemy tank to blow it up, yet he still throws a grenade and tk's you... :mad:

by **SkiloDog2000** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:51 pm

yuppies- the classic families with 2 twenty-three year old parents, a girl named sarah, and a boy named john. you have no idea what its like to live on cape cod for the whole year and have your summers ruined by those suns of bitches in mini vans taking their kids to the beach to steal your shit while your trying to surf. also they make fun of your Bostonian accent and all you can do is turn around and be a Masshole.

by **RCinator** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:57 pm

Originally posted by deathBOB

oh ya also: Micorsoft, i hate those bastards... I think Bill Gates really created it because he hates all humans and enjoys toying with us...

People who complain about M$ just because they're M$, failing to realize just how many things Bill has actually brought to the table.

j/k

All kidding aside, people need to stop knocking them on account of them just being MS . . . they've done some great things for the computer industry throughout the years.

by **RCinator** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:59 pm

ooooooooooooo. I've got a good one.... EULA.

Puhlease!

Read through one of those sometime and see just how ridiculous they actually are.

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