Mon Jun 09, 2003 11:56 pm
.....but the poor llamas accidently let a turd slip through and fell, causing me to fall off and land face first in the sexy brown material.........
Wed Jun 11, 2003 3:19 pm
....I was so shocked that I deficated all over my purple panties that my mother bought me for my 16th birthday....
Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:59 pm
takes your purple panites and throws em away and buys you a new black thong to wear..
Thu Jun 12, 2003 6:05 pm
... but Butt Floss isn't my style, and I immediately sent the underwear purchasing rookie back to the store with explicit instructions to come back with something leather and studded.
Thu Jun 12, 2003 6:11 pm
....comes back with a leather bikini stlye panty, with extra material in the front for your package 
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Thu Jun 12, 2003 6:37 pm
...as he walks through the lving room thinking no ones home, but his grandma and his mother were there, and it shocked him so bad the extra padding snapped and released his junk into the wide open as his granda gasps with shock at the size of his penis....
Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:22 pm
... granda fell to the floor, Mother was in tears for it was so small
Tue Jul 01, 2003 12:18 am
...when grandpa was awake again, Grandpa said "Good god that's small! Mine is bigger and I'm even 85 with elastic skin!" After being embarrased by his Grandfather, he ran out the door (package still hanging in the wind) and...
Tue Jul 01, 2003 12:53 am
... got run over by a truck and then had to go into surgery.
Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:32 pm
In surgery the doctors found out that he was in fact not a man at all!!!
Tue Jul 01, 2003 5:00 pm
In fact it was a piece of plasticene moulded as a penis. 
Tue Jul 01, 2003 6:32 pm
so he had it enlarged and moved to nantucket...
Tue Jul 01, 2003 7:24 pm
.....And i said to myself, why me out of all the people why me....I then turned over and asked the nurse to give me some....
Tue Jul 01, 2003 7:41 pm
of her sweet loving. She then hit me and I went into a deep sleep and I had a dream. The dream was about...
Tue Jul 01, 2003 7:43 pm
of her sweet loving. H=She then hit me and I went into a deep sleep and I had a sram. The dream was about...