Yo Momma Insults for Coders
Mon Jan 19, 2004 10:52 pm
Yo Momma Insults for Coders 
11. Yo momma's so crazy, she makes pi look rational.
10. Yo momma's so annoying, she made Clippy try to turn itself off.
9. Yo momma's so fat, she has to share resources with herself.
8. Yo momma's so insecure, she makes an unpatched copy of Microsoft IIS look like Fort Knox.
7. Yo momma's so stupid, she leaves possible buffer overruns in a "Hello World" application.
6. Yo momma's so boring, she makes debugging Prolog seem fun.
5. Yo momma's so fat, she uses FAT256.
4. Yo momma's code is so bloated, she makes assembly look like C.
3. Yo momma's so fat, she uses C++++.
2. Yo momma's so flea-ridden, she has more bugs than Tribes 2.
1. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes custom regex engines in perl look beautiful.
taken from
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/01/top_11_yo_momma_jokes.html
11. Yo momma's so crazy, she makes pi look rational.
10. Yo momma's so annoying, she made Clippy try to turn itself off.
9. Yo momma's so fat, she has to share resources with herself.
8. Yo momma's so insecure, she makes an unpatched copy of Microsoft IIS look like Fort Knox.
7. Yo momma's so stupid, she leaves possible buffer overruns in a "Hello World" application.
6. Yo momma's so boring, she makes debugging Prolog seem fun.
5. Yo momma's so fat, she uses FAT256.
4. Yo momma's code is so bloated, she makes assembly look like C.
3. Yo momma's so fat, she uses C++++.
2. Yo momma's so flea-ridden, she has more bugs than Tribes 2.
1. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes custom regex engines in perl look beautiful.
taken from
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/01/top_11_yo_momma_jokes.html
Mon Jan 19, 2004 10:55 pm
I take offence to your tribes2 comment...
I love that game and i have yet to see ONE major bug!
I love that game and i have yet to see ONE major bug!
Mon Jan 19, 2004 10:57 pm
Originally posted by Jeffro
I take offence to your tribes2 comment...
I love that game and i have yet to see ONE major bug!
Mon Jan 19, 2004 10:58 pm
yo momma so fat, she thinks that DOS stands for the Dumb Obese Section
yo momma so stupid, she actually bought a ATI Radeon 9800 Pro to search the internet
yo momma so stupid, she actually bought a ATI Radeon 9800 Pro to search the internet
Mon Jan 19, 2004 11:01 pm
Originally posted by lil_Tigga
:rotflmao:
Come on!
Can you at least say ONE good thing about tribes2:
The game is innovative
It is on a HUGE battle scale
Cool vehicles
Cool weapons
Cool features
Minimal bugs (for at least me anyway)
That must be an oxymoron for you i guess
Mon Jan 19, 2004 11:01 pm
since I never played it, for once I can't say a thing
Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:13 am
Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:19 am
forgot one Hellacious
Your mommy is so ugly she made an onion cry.
Your mommy is so ugly she made an onion cry.
Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:45 pm
Yo momma's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:34 pm
Yo momma's so nasty, she gets sourdough yeast infection...