OMG catfight

by **Wolfy2** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:20 pm

pick a time, cuz i wanna be there.. so i can tk you both

by **Stl Lunatic** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:51 pm

I wanna be there too! If anyone sees chick be sure to direct her to the forums...

We need to pick a server with /cg_thirdperson or /r_thirdperson on so we can have different point of views of the fight...2 normal(1 chick, 1 b) spec 1 third person...and maybe have someone else just floating around watching them

I also think we should construct a video from this

I have some software I could use to make a video with music and stuff...Someone would have to show me how to convert the files to a playable video in windows media player and stuff...

Where do we want it to take place at? what server...

I think wth has a server...?

If not we can use another empty server...

by **CHICK** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:41 pm

You're late... MsB and I met woman-o y' woman-o two days ago in a smoke filled room surrounded by screaming phillipinos... We charged - screaming - at one another and met - naked- in a small kiddy pool full of Butterscotchy puddin' (the one thing that could entice MsB's fat ass into a full run) we met with a squelch and she went down like a Frenchman in a slapfight. As I assailed her relentlessly with my "dildo de muerte'" she immediatrley started sucking down the puddin' like a porn star on overtime. When the dull throbs of pain finally reached her brain, she rolled over and wailed like Shamu deprived of a fish. She tried to use her mammoth girth to pin me, but I was able to distract her by throwing a Hostess Ho-Ho into the corner. Finally, I thrust my stainless steel psuedo phallus into her cavernous maw.... She gagged... she rolled... it was like the death of the liquid metal terminator... only fatter... much,much... much.... MUCH... fatter... And finally, I stood over her lifeless form, with my supernaturally large (and completely natural) titties heaving heavenward... We rolled her through the breached sea wall to sniper hill where her sheer bulk would provide cover for the less-skilled sniper. (The circle of life.)

by B » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:31 pm

I prefer cherry jello to the butterscotch. That shit is nasty as hell. Ch1ck, when I kick your ass, I want you to post what a sexy bitch I am. K?

by **cavalierlwt** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:35 pm

Originally posted by Stl Lunatic
I wanna be there too! If anyone sees chick be sure to direct her to the forums...

We need to pick a server with /cg_thirdperson or /r_thirdperson on so we can have different point of views of the fight...2 normal(1 chick, 1 b) spec 1 third person...and maybe have someone else just floating around watching them

I also think we should construct a video from this

I have some software I could use to make a video with music and stuff...Someone would have to show me how to convert the files to a playable video in windows media player and stuff...

Where do we want it to take place at? what server...

I think wth has a server...?

If not we can use another empty server...

nice.
I'm dead serious, I hope you guys do record this, sounds like it's shaping up into a 1st class grudge match.

by **The Spankanator** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:03 am

Boy stop
Its about to be a girl fight
She really know
Brook Valentine
Uh huh uh huh
Big boi
A lil Jon!
Its about to be a what!
Girl fight !

by **Bromsin** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:15 pm

Originally posted by CHICK
You're late... MsB and I met woman-o y' woman-o two days ago in a smoke filled room surrounded by screaming phillipinos... We charged - screaming - at one another and met - naked- in a small kiddy pool full of Butterscotchy puddin' (the one thing that could entice MsB's fat ass into a full run) we met with a squelch and she went down like a Frenchman in a slapfight. As I assailed her relentlessly with my "dildo de muerte'" she immediatrley started sucking down the puddin' like a porn star on overtime. When the dull throbs of pain finally reached her brain, she rolled over and wailed like Shamu deprived of a fish. She tried to use her mammoth girth to pin me, but I was able to distract her by throwing a Hostess Ho-Ho into the corner. Finally, I thrust my stainless steel psuedo phallus into her cavernous maw.... She gagged... she rolled... it was like the death of the liquid metal terminator... only fatter... much,much... much.... MUCH... fatter... And finally, I stood over her lifeless form, with my supernaturally large (and completely natural) titties heaving heavenward... We rolled her through the breached sea wall to sniper hill where her sheer bulk would provide cover for the less-skilled sniper. (The circle of life.)

WTF!!! Why cant we have women like this in BF2?

by **SavageParrot** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:55 pm

Do you have any women on BF2?

by **Bromsin** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:10 pm

I only know of one....

by **=TAO=CaptTrippS** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:14 pm

you people are weird....

by **cavalierlwt** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:34 pm

Capt TrippS, ole Tube Neck.
Hope ya get that reference and I don't look like an asshole (more than usual, that is)

by **=TAO=CaptTrippS** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:09 pm

I've heard of tube steak, but tube neck? :lol:

by **cavalierlwt** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:25 pm

Capt Trips is (also) a reference to a Stephen King book called 'The Stand'
They called the superflu which wipes out 99.8% of the population 'Captain Trips' or 'Tube-neck'

Sorry for hijacking, back to the catfight!

by **Stl Lunatic** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:16 pm

How about we plan on having the battle this friday at about 9:00 pm Central?

Now we need to get someone to get a server and post a IP...

by **Stl Lunatic** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:42 pm

Oh Oh what now?!

Listen to this

...Its kinda taken out of context but still

OMG catfight

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