Tue Jul 01, 2003 10:39 pm
...my past life as Napoleon!
The hat...the hand in pocket...the shortness...
When i woke up...
The hat...the hand in pocket...the shortness...
When i woke up...
Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:49 am
i realized that I had been chained up in a...
Wed Jul 02, 2003 8:09 am
urinal....
Wed Jul 02, 2003 5:27 pm
I then saw a light...
Thu Jul 03, 2003 4:41 pm
....some big fat gal just lifted my seat, uhoh what is she doing? shes not gonna...oh damn she is!!oh god why do i have to be a urinal? then i wake up realizing i have some of the craziest dreams. i jump out of the bed, no nurse,no doctors..no one. everyone seems to have disappeared. so i run like hell down the hall realizing ive lost my left foot, i hit the floor.damn it, one hell of a day ive had. looking around i find a wheel chair, motorized at that. so i wheel out of the hospital and........
------------------------------------------------------------------------------you said urinal not toilet....oops!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------you said urinal not toilet....oops!!
Thu Jul 03, 2003 5:30 pm
and steal a gun and some ammo for target practice.
Thu Jul 03, 2003 10:17 pm
so im wheelin down the road shooting out windows and this bear with a red hat runs towards me..........
Fri Jul 04, 2003 6:24 pm
...I come to a screeching halt and the bear starts talking to me! 
It seemed to be a little...
It seemed to be a little...
Fri Jul 04, 2003 9:48 pm
He says that a world without guns is a happy world...
Sat Jul 05, 2003 6:43 pm
So then i shoot him in the face and drive away.
Sat Jul 05, 2003 7:02 pm
then as I am driving is see a tree and hit it...
Sun Jul 06, 2003 1:39 am
when i wake ,somehow the collision grows me a new foot. this must have been a magical tree! i shake off the stars surrounding my head and then this tree starts talking to me. it tells me theres this field with magical plants that will cure any pain ,disease, or anything that will harm mortals. so with no further adoo, im off to find this field........
Sun Jul 06, 2003 1:41 am
of marijuana.
Sun Jul 06, 2003 1:59 pm
I hear its good shit too! cant wait to get there. hopefully the cops arent watchin the field.
Sun Jul 06, 2003 2:15 pm
THATS THE GOOD SHIT