LMAO!!!! So Starscream says I ain't good enough for his clan huh? Says I don't play enough, so what because I have some other things to do like family and kids then I'm not good enough to be in the club. WELL FINE!!!! SEE IF I CARE

I'M TAKIN MY BALL AND GOING HOME!!
I'm gonna make my own clan and it's gonna be the bestest clan ever!! We're gonna have a cool treehouse and a secret handshake and everything, and YOU CAN'T BE IN IT!!! Who needs ya!!
I'm takin suggestions for Clan names... xxx or sex was too obvious. I need something witty, yet tasteful... hmmmmm what should my clan name be..... dunno I have to think of something. I already recruited Cheezehead the sniper.
(cue music from Revenge of the nerds when they all stand up for themselves)
Anyone else who has been denied by other clans, as long as you are not a total noob, the Weasel!!! clan will accept you with open arms. We do not judge by race or sexual preference so that means the NCY boys can join

.... sick of your clan? Sick of the disparaging looks on the street, the hurt feelings, the shame of being panzered while someone blocks a doorway and you can't get out?? Well HURT NO MORE!!!! As soon as I think of a clan moniker, the Weasel!!! Clan will be a force to be rekoned with and ALL SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!!!