Vote for top FIVE NOOB qualities

by **|RS|SquareBallz** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:41 pm

yo whats up giggles!:D

by **Savant** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:43 pm

How about the group who stops to look at the light bulb on top of thier team mates head?

by **|RS|SquareBallz** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:44 pm

what the hell is that light bulb anyway? does that mean they are better then everyone else?

by **Savant** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:48 pm

Just that they are in deep thought about "why do they stop to check the masonry joints at foward spawn doorway"

by **|RS|SquareBallz** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:55 pm

I always thought it was because they had gas......

by **=[EC]=DJFURY** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:44 am

light bulbs are fun

by **ComTech** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:49 am

Originally posted by S.S. Lord ZOG
No offense to Trevor, but running through the base with an un-zoomed sniper rifle trying to shoot at a swarm of attacking soldiers to me screams, "I'm an effin idiot and I don't care!"

Yeah, I mowed him down on the back stairs the other night and he types FUCKIN VENOMS. Meanwhile I am laughin my ass off.

by **A Squirrel** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:02 am

How do I change weapons????!!!

I'm gonna hide in the trenches shelter and hand out ammo all day, just for da points!

I must flame myself to death and take as many team-mates as possible!

How do I change weapons!

I used /unbindall and now I can't move?? HELP!

I love snipering axis with my panzer from forward bunker door!

I must get to war room and destroy all the evil chairs! Then camp.

HOW DO i CHANGE WEAPON?!

I dont think anything bad will happen if I stand in the middle of the trenches and not leave enough room for my team to get by...

We lost? I was the one responsible... I must disconnect so no one knows!

And all this is me just yesterday.
Think of all the dirty n00bs who are worse then me! :freak:

by **SavageParrot** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:11 am

lmao

What about:

'Damn I just got killed, I know I'll call a vote to see if I can get him kicked'

Or:

'It doesn't matter if I shoot my own team just so long as I don't kill them, they'll be fine with 2 health'

Damn filthy noobies

by **|RS|SquareBallz** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:19 am

The best has to be, "Even the teams!". A few have said that already I believe:D

by **SavageParrot** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:47 am

Originally posted by SquareBallz
The best has to be, "Even the teams!". A few have said that already I believe:D

Too many regs use this to take the piss, I can never tell whether a player is being serious or not when he says this

by **FigoJudas** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:06 pm

Also I like when some newbie is on beach dead, and he´s waiting for a medic since 10 minutes ago (press a key!!!!)

by **PL_M@ster** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:49 pm

Originally posted by SavageParrot
Too many regs use this to take the piss, I can never tell whether a player is being serious or not when he says this

I do that but I'm not serious.

by **Sippenhaft** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 4:19 pm

One Noob problem I did not see in this thread is:
They grab the Objective then run around yelling
"Where to?"

by **Tour of Duty** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:29 pm

I can remember a noob called FigoJudas...Don't know who he is

but he once tried to goomba me, so I shot him dead in air

Just kidding Figo

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