Little things that piss you off

by **Colonel Ingus** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 12:34 pm

Silly metrics. Wish we'd just switch and get it over with.

Roger that! All those silly people using the metric system need to switch back to standard now!:D

by **Sir Loin** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 12:45 pm

i think i might try that xenius....thank you

by **Camel toe joe** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 12:56 pm

Originally posted by Xenius
Just carry a pocket knife and make a throat slicing motion at them next time. Works like a charm.

man that is funny! Evil but funny!!

by **gowhitesox99** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:08 pm

Originally posted by Ralph Wiggum
Guys who say they don't have their keys when we are deciding who's going to drive to lunch. What kind of a man walks around without his keys? Did you leave them in your purse?

by **MajorFatty** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:19 pm

Havoc,
check out this article, http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/bumpertobumper/2001862812_bumper22m.html

I've heard other states/cities are starting to ticket idiot clueless inconsiderate slow ass drivers hogging the passing lane. The only moving violation I can agree with - not moving fast enough.

by **Bagginses** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:40 pm

......I was a waiter......

-Bagginses

by **Dos Equis** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:43 pm

Originally posted by Ralph Wiggum
Brett Favre's last name. I don't care how they pronounce it; there are some rules in English and pronouncing the "r" before the "v" in this situation is not one of them.

I know a couple of his cousins and nothing makes them angry like people mispronouncing their last name.

by **Bagginses** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 2:02 pm

Alright, here's a couple:

-When you're around people who think that they're the greatest singers in the world when they're absolutely horrendous and ear-splitting.

-Ever notice how when you and your buddies are trying to figure out who should drive, the worst driver is always the first to volunteer,

-People on the sidewalk handing out flyers. Obviously if your place was worth going to, then you'd be able to afford a decent newspaper ad or a television commercial, stop wasting paper.

-When your roomate has to put so much crap on his face, then he leaves all the shit in the sink and doesn't wash it out so when you wake up in the morning, there's a nice filmy disgusting layer of goo covering the entire sink (you can tell most of this material is coming from one of my roomates.)

-When you go to take a crap, and you realize when you're done, that your roomate only left one tiny sheet of toilet paper on the roll and you're shit out of luck. No pun intended.

Oiy, I'll write more as they come.

-Bagginses

by **Sir Loin** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 2:16 pm

how about when you are in the bathroom, using the urinal, and the guy next to starts talking to you......Does this man have no friends to talk to. I personally have nothing to say to anyone when using the bathroom.

by **Dakana** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:13 pm

For me... it's stuff at school.

One: The world is a drama production.
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! I'M LEAVING! YOU'RE SUCH A....A...ANTAGONIST! YEAH! THAT'S THE WORD!"
We don't care. Get over your mundane, suburb life and do your f*cking work. I don't want to hear you bitch anymore. You are in this class to _____. Do _____ and stop whining.

Two: People in the halls. Look. I don't care if you want to hug your significant other that you are going to "date" for the whole of two hours. I don't care if you want to talk about what you want to do over the weekend. The halls are 6 feet wide with lockers on each side, so stay to the right and don't stop in the middle.

Three: Pseudo-intellectuals. You can pretend all you want that you know about what you are talking about, but when you start making false claims about stuff that is important, or in a debate, I feel the need to kick you in the balls. Goodnight.

by **Jeffro** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:15 pm

Originally posted by Sir Loin
how about when you are in the bathroom, using the urinal, and the guy next to starts talking to you......Does this man have no friends to talk to. I personally have nothing to say to anyone when using the bathroom.

Or when you see someone use the urinal/stall and walk out without washing their hands! :mad:

That is just GROSS

by **Sir Loin** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:18 pm

i wash my hands before i touch my d%#k

by **Murgatroyd** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:31 pm

Originally posted by Sir Loin
i wash my hands before i touch my d%#k

Word. At that point in the day, my johnson's alot cleaner than my hands, and I want to keep it that way.

Also things that piss me off - people who cough without covering their mouths. It's really not that hard, I can show you how to do it. Hand goes over mouth. See? Isn't that easy?

Fat people in spandex.

People who complain about being fat, but eat everything in sight. "Are you going to eat that pizza?"

The people that work at Dunkin Donuts who don't know the difference between milk and cream.

SPAM I get from the IT department about system outages and upgrades that have nothing to do with me.

by **RCinator** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:38 pm

When you get a fountain soda and they fill the cup to the brim with ice before puring in the soda. 40oz cup = 5oz of actual soda.

by **Rule of Wrist** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:51 pm

How about movie popcorn? It's 6 FREAKING DOLLARS for a large tub of popcorn, last I checked, you can go to the store and buy a bag of kernels for like 4 bucks, which will make more popcorn than what's in the whole damned machine :roll:

Totally on board with Havoc's annoying food service people... Every time they come up and ask me how it is, I have a serious urge to say "It would be a lot more ENJOYABLE if I wasn't interrupted every 2 minutes"... but that's how you get your food spit in *sigh*

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