How to keep a healthy level of insanity

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How to keep a healthy level of insanity

Postby Camel toe joe » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:27 pm

Got this in an email and felt like sharing :D

I like #3 and #7 :lol:



1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If they Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..Its Called Therapy...

MMmmGood

Re: How to keep a healthy level of insanity

Postby MMmmGood » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:34 pm

Originally posted by Camel toe joe
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"


I do this to friends all the time, it drives them insane.

Agent-Commando

Re: Re: How to keep a healthy level of insanity

Postby Agent-Commando » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:31 pm

Originally posted by MMmmGood
I do this to friends all the time, it drives them insane.


LoL! You too?

My last cheque I wrote I did the same... he still hasn't cashed it because of that memo...lol

Dakana

Postby Dakana » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:51 pm

Make Sure To Write Like This To Annoy Anyone Reading It.

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Postby Chacal » Thu Apr 15, 2004 6:04 pm

Yeah I Was Wondering Too.
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Postby Rand0m » Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:19 pm

11
17
18

my favorite ones.

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Postby Fat Bastard » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:15 pm

I do #11 all the time.

#6 is good I'll have to start using that one.

#1 LMAO it's even funnier when you are a cop with a painted shoe box with a phone line going from it to inside the car window. Because both radar guns are in the shop to get calibrated.

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Postby SavageParrot » Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:20 am

Yeah I got that email too started laugh at the page yourself and don't disguise your voice on and didn't stop, actual physical pain ensued.
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