FOR GUYS: Women are jerks

Off topic, but don't go too far overboard - after all, we are watching...heh.
COL.BUKKAKE

Postby COL.BUKKAKE » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:25 pm

Originally posted by Ralph Wiggum
I'm tempted to buy myself a hummer for my birthday.



What makes this great, is the avatar.:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ...........so simple yet genious:D

Doug the Unforgiven

Postby Doug the Unforgiven » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:42 pm

good point:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

(>Tool<)

Postby (>Tool<) » Tue Feb 11, 2003 9:21 pm

O hey thanks Doomfarer for your words man, Good advise wolverine but like I sayed, she fucked him, game over. and el cid you do know exactly how I feel, thats nice to hear. I can actually tell you fuly understand cause I would put it the same way to you. This is why I typed this stuff in here. You guys can't fix my problem, nor can I at this point, I'm just moving on as I knew I would but now I feel better cause of you fine people. I would have moved on after a few weeks of dwelling otherwise, cause with all my friends from good ole high school gone to college and the army and whatnot, I really have nobody to talk to and an advantage of talking to you guys is you can't gossip about me even if you wanted. That is an invaluable quality. :D Thanks alot everyone, o and keep the thread going if you want, it doesn't need to stop here, spout off! ;)

El Cid

Postby El Cid » Tue Feb 11, 2003 10:04 pm

Thank you Tool. Make us proud by shacking up with some hot babe!:)

(>Tool<)

Postby (>Tool<) » Tue Feb 11, 2003 11:06 pm

:lol: Your great, few people know. :rotflmao:

I think your one of the coolest people I've met online. ;)

El Cid

Postby El Cid » Tue Feb 11, 2003 11:25 pm

Ok thanks man. Really. By the way, If you ever see me online there are two El Cid's. So, I'm in red. BTW I never see you on OC48 anymore?

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Postby bayotanzk » Wed Feb 12, 2003 12:14 am

Not to piss off the female gamers, but there is an old saying - "treat a queen like a whore and a whore like a queen" seems to work?!? Life is Fu@ked when it comes to females. Yours is out there. There are a lot more women than men!

El Cid

Postby El Cid » Wed Feb 12, 2003 12:59 am

Originally posted by bayotanzk
There are a lot more women than men!
I heard it was 50/50?

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Postby bayotanzk » Wed Feb 12, 2003 1:11 am

Not quite as disproportional as I thought, but still more females.check out:
http://factfinder.census.gov/home/en/datanotes/expsf1u.htm.

El Cid

Postby El Cid » Wed Feb 12, 2003 1:26 am

Out of 284 million people in US 140 are male, and 144 female(US CENSUS 2002). . I was just learning about sex ratios in child psych in college and in the zygote stage a lot more males are produced, like 2/3's, but the males are more likely to misconceive, and the ratio becomes more or less even at birth. 49.3% male to 50.6 female is the sex ratio in the US.. Us males that survive are the strongest and most resistant to disease of the zygotes.

Ralph Wiggum

Postby Ralph Wiggum » Wed Feb 12, 2003 1:44 am

On a serious note, I know what you're talking about, and the best thing you can do is express your feelings to someone, even to anonymous Bukkakes, Ralph Wiggums, et al.

I had a girlfriend for 4 or 5 years who broke up with me almost 3 years ago. There were a lot of people who helped, but the one piece of advice that stands out the most was from a friend of mine from law school who told me some advice he had gotten in the army: "Keep your your chin up and your head down." The point is keep moving forward and you'll get better; keep acting happy and pretty soon you will be. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure where the head down part comes in.

It's hard to deal with rejection. The fact is that you have to keep throwing your game out there with the ladies and living your life. It's taken me about 15 years to learn that lesson. Even though it was hard to deal with the aforementioned breakup, my real hangup has always involved a girl that I used to be in love with, starting in junior high, through high school, even into college. I mean this girl liked me when I was 13 and I still think about it now that I'm 28. At some point in high school, she met someone else and the rest was history. In some ways it's even worse than your situation because the guy she ended up dating and eventually marrying wasn't a dick so it was hard to find a target to unleash on.

The point of these ramblings is that life is a fluid situation. There are plenty of other fish in the sea, and you can't get hung up on one girl. I don't want to burst anyone's romantic bubbles, but the fact is that there really isn't one person out there for you. I mean think about it. If that were the case, how many people in all the world would actually end up with their "one"? The fact is that you find someone you like on whatever level (their hotness, a mutual interest in fragging people, etc.) and you build a relationship with them. The initial interest may be very superficial, but it becomes something a lot more important. Only after the fact do you start thinking things like "Oh were meant for each other."

You'll find someone for you eventually, but right now you're in college or whatever and you need to take advantage of your limited window of opportunity to hit on 20 year old girls without being told you're old, let alone any chance of success.

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Postby Kristov » Wed Feb 12, 2003 5:22 am

After 3 wives, my best advice concerning dealing with women is this...

Women, you can't live with em, and you can't legally kill em, so just enjoy the ride for however long it lasts. It's always worth the price.
The enemy is attacking, let us prey.

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Postby Chacal » Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:43 am

Here's one for you Kristov:

I still miss my ex-wife...




... but my aim is improving.

(>Tool<)

Postby (>Tool<) » Wed Feb 12, 2003 10:50 am

lol, you guys....... and El Cid I will look for you in red, I play alot on beachparty and S.S servers. Ever since the S.S. server oc48 has had too many newbies on it.

Xenius

Postby Xenius » Wed Feb 12, 2003 12:59 pm

Originally posted by Chacal
Here's one for you Kristov:

I still miss my ex-wife...




... but my aim is improving.


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Freakin' awesome.

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