FOR GUYS: Women are jerks

[Kristov Profile ICQ]

How about..

I traded my wife for a pickup truck...damn I miss that truck.

[Camel toe joe Profile WebsiteYIM]

Hey tool listen to Skater Boy, by Avril Lavigne, kinda reminds me of your situation...

[(>Tool<)]

umm, sorry its against my morals to listen to any of her music, thanks for caring though Joe.

[Xenius]

Originally posted by Kristov
How about..

I traded my wife for a pickup truck...damn I miss that truck.

That reminds me of a bumber-sticker I saw on the back of a truck. It said "Wife and dog missing, reward for dog".

[Cpl. Bingham]

One of the very few things Jeff Foxworthy said that was funny was his supposed title for a new country song, "My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Miss Him"

Admittedly, girls are pretty evil creatures during their teens, but give it some time the majority of them mature into great women. But keep your eyes open, there's still that small contingent that consider going on a show like Joe Millionaire as a viable option for future happiness.

[Doug the Unforgiven]

I found this and thought you all might like it:
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Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: Wo

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

[44444slaughter]

I gave myself a hummer for my birthday and damn it tasted good lol

[[Me]]

lol that is nasty slaughter?? Can you teach me how to give me one?? Im tired of getting my Dog to do it for me lol.. And im out of peanut butter

[[Me]]

I started to post something about my g/f on here but she saw it now Im not gonna get any tonight Hopfully i can do some amazing kissing up!!!

[(>Tool<)]

Originally posted by Doug the Unforgiven
I found this and thought you all might like it:
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Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: Wo

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

LOL! Dude thats just awesome. Its so true sometimes.

[(>Tool<)]

Originally posted by [Me]
I started to post something about my g/f on here but she saw it now Im not gonna get any tonight Hopfully i can do some amazing kissing up!!!

Hopefully you can do some amazing kissing up? lol, your too honest.

[Doug the Unforgiven]

Heheh, he said "Hopefully":lol:

[Ralph Wiggum]

Kissing down may work better, if you know what I mean.

[[Me]]

Well i do like to use my tounge then im kissing down wooowhooo!!

[COL.BUKKAKE]

Hey Tool found this tatoo, and basically this is what every woman thinks: