Song of the Season

by **MMmmGood** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 4:53 am

To the tune of the children's song "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"...

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

by **wotan** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 6:21 am

something to think about ... describes how many of my 'old-europea' friends and myself think about the whole affair.

by **RCinator** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 7:03 am

Originally posted by wotan
something to think about ... describes how many of my 'old-europea' friends and myself think about the whole affair.

Descirbes how a lot of us red-blooded yanks think of it too!

by **AnimalCracka** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 7:13 am

That is hillarious. Im not going to get into a political discussion on whether its right or wrong, but the song is funny as hell.

by **Xenius** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 7:41 am

Hah! That song is hilarious, think I'll have to save that one and spread it around.

by **-HaVoC-** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 8:07 am

I am an opened minded person. I can understand people being opposed to a war. War is a terrible thing.

What I cannot understand is sympathy for Saddam and Iraq from the same people that verbally assasinate the President of our great country.

Sympathy for a dictator that is the only leader in the world to use chemical weapons on people since World War I, and denouncing the leader of your own country is a very shamefull thing.

by **Chacal** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 9:26 am

Jolly good show MMmmGood!
:beer:

by **Mr. Yuck** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 9:30 am

....well Goody, despite the fact that my head is still pouding from the shelling we took from you and the Prince William last night....I still find the song quite amusing!:blow:

by **SHWoff** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 9:43 am

Well said HaVoC!!

by **Freedom** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 11:53 am

I'm with HaVok on this one.

by **Sidekick Floppy** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 12:26 pm

Originally posted by -HaVoC-

Sympathy for a dictator that is the only leader in the world to use chemical weapons on people since World War I...

I only know only one country that used atom bombs on people. And for my opinion, that is as horrible as using chemical weapons. It might have been the enemy back then, but it were still people.

by **FarginMofo** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 12:30 pm

Hmm, me thinks this thread needs to head over to the smoking room.

by **Ralph Wiggum** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 12:34 pm

The better move would have been to gear up for an invasion of Japan, eh Floppy? I mean, what's a million more U.S. casualties plus even more Japanese? Or maybe we all should've just taken it to the League of Nations?

by **Freedom** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 12:57 pm

Yep. Time to move this thread.

by **Sidekick Floppy** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 1:17 pm

Originally posted by Ralph Wiggum
The better move would have been to gear up for an invasion of Japan, eh Floppy? I mean, what's a million more U.S. casualties plus even more Japanese? Or maybe we all should've just taken it to the League of Nations?

Well, with the nukes dropped it were only the million Japanese that died, but that is probably not so terrible for you, right Ralph? You dont have to live in a country full of radiation.
Here it is proved again that there are no real winners in a war. Same thing in Iraq. Better thing is to find a peacefull solution first , and then a aggressive one. And that "sympathy for Saddam" isnt really sympathy for that man, but just that little sane voice in their head that says: AVOID WAR.

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