The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the US Army

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The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the US Army

Postby Dos Equis » Wed May 28, 2003 4:03 pm

I figured some of the ex or current military people might get a kick out of this or want to find Skippy and kick his ass.

http://www.skippyslist.com/
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Postby Camel toe joe » Wed May 28, 2003 5:12 pm

they have some very funny lines in there

Agent-Commando

Postby Agent-Commando » Wed May 28, 2003 5:29 pm

29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

20. Must not taunt the French any more.

We do this all the time over at BF1942...right chacal? :P

RCinator

Postby RCinator » Thu May 29, 2003 1:04 am

48. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.

53. Not allowed to quote 'Full Metal Jacket ' at the rifle range.


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:


And a big wincing, ouch:

'Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.

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